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A riff on the ride home

vintage_sodas_3“I’m so thirsty, I could carjack that Coke truck for something to drink.”

“How would you do that, exactly, Jack?”

“Well, I’d jump on the bumper and cut a hole in the back with a laser and pull out a coke at the next stoplight. You want one?”

“That’s way too complicated, and I don’t want you hanging from the back of a truck in rush hour traffic.”

“Oh.”

“How about we borrow a helicopter and then hover over the truck and rappel down and cut a hole in the roof and pull out all the sodas we want?” (more…)