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The kind of stuff that gives me eyelid twitch

textingA conversation on the way home from school:

Mom, I was texting with some total stranger today.

<pause>

Who … I thought you weren’t supposed to text at school.

It was at lunch. She thought I was someone else.
She was all: “Heyyy :).”
Turns out she thought I was her cousin.
Some guy named Mason.

Did you give her any personal information?

No, mom, she just had a wrong number.
But wouldn’t believe me
when I told her I wasn’t her cousin.
So I gave the phone to Deano.

What’d Deano do? (more…)